Nosey people. Stop asking so many goddam questions about everything. Sometimes a conversation is between two or three people. Don't leave your conversation and join mine because you're nosey. Also, don't come along to rugby training for a couple of months, play a couple of games and then decide that you know more about the game than the many old heads that decide the training programme and plan the coaching sessions. Stop thinking you're Mr Awesome and knuckle down and get your job done on the pitch, you arrogant turd. If, however, it turns out that you are indeed God's gift to the game (which, considering the level that the club's at, you're not), then I might reconsider my views (which, I think, makes me arrogant).