Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

The English use Celsius. We invented it.

Farenheit is what we'd be using if the Jerries had won the War.
 
I'm even going back out in a bit to buy 4 baubles (1. that don't look right? Spelling please?? 2. Very minimalist tree)
 
If we ever meet I'm so reverse punching you in the balls while you're posturing with your foot over my head.

POW!
 
How *Bleep* cold it is here in Manitoba, Canada. My morning pretty much consists of checking the weather constantly to see if a blizzard or snowstorm is going to hit later when I least need it and to clear the driveway because of yesterdays snowstorm.
 
Grrrrr having frost on the inside of the car. Grrrrr having a car that doesn't warm up on the short trip to work. Grrrrrr having to go to Sunderland shopping centre today of all days to get a heater for the car to solve the above problem.
 
My reproductive system.

I'm currently using magnesium supplements, codeine, and a device that is firing electrical impulses into my back high enough to send my core muscles into spasm just to blur out pain signals.

Remind me again why having the hemorrhage regularly is a sign of HEALTH??
 
Because your body is flushing out the old to make way for the new. Keeping you all nice and clean inside.
 
I am already clean, thanks very much O_O

I can't wait until I can afford an elective hysterectomy...

Essure is less "mutilatory", but you still have to go through debilitating pain every month...
 
i'll act as an obstacle and make you trip.

or you could smoke me for the same effect.
 
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