Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

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RashaneeS

Member
Wearing them was fine, I struggled with taking them out and then couldn't control my blinking enough to put them in. Gave up after quarter of an hour or so. In hindsight I should of asked to buy them so I could practice at home instead of being very conscious of the employee who's time I was wasting.
 
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gunman

Member
It was beautiful outside and was perfect for taking some photo shots. But the problem was that I was sick. So I'm lying in my bed staring outside witnessing a great sunset but having a mental seizure because I couldn't get outside. My window is frozen and I'm not well enough to go outside. Arrrghhhhh!!!!!!

SEVENTH ANGRY. SEVENTH SMASH!!!!
 
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Sparklyarseforabiteee

Member
Muppet!

Go and buy a pair and practice with them. I really struggled with the blinking thing at first, but now I just whip them in and out. It really is a practice makes perfect thing. The employee is paid to help you get sorted, make them earn their keep!
 
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MikeJ

Member
Frodocious

I think I also speak for Moi and Mitch when I say it has been an enlightning weekend.

I have just dribbled over my keyboard.

BTW, did you know Moi and myself have opened an opticians?
 
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chandlerr

Member
Everything is my fault isn't it?! Global warming, asteroids heading to wipe out the earth, the current economic crisis etc! Actually I may have enouraged the last one with some shoe purchases, but I'm a woman, I have needs!
 
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dpaque01

New member
People who just call you whatever without asking what you would like to be called make me go Say a person's name is Matthew. But you just call them Matt without asking them. well maybe they dont like Matt. Maybe they prefer Matthew. I ask people with names you can do that with, well what do you like to be called? I'm just nice like that.
 
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mrs_hadfield

New member
Going up into the loft to find my broadband password.
Coming back down and dinging my elbow off the loft hatch. The kind of ding that leaves you feeling a bit sick and dizzy. Up a ladder.
Elbow tip now a bit baggy, purple and swollen. That doesn't sound right. Urgh.
 
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adsmith50

New member
Bloody letting agents always breaking the law!

'We're just ringing you to let you know we're disappointed in the state of the flat'

'what?'

'We showed some people round today. They took it, so that's good but we want it clean when you leave.'

'You showed people round?'

'We left you a message.'

'We never got it'.

So that whole having to have 24 hours' notice AND the tenants' permission just out the window then, yeah?

Bah.
 
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