Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

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BrainyBttch

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A margerita pizza is cheese, basil olive oil and tomato slices. Its WONDERFUL!!! You can also order pizza with alfredo sauce instead of tomoto sauce but it gets rich FAST that way.
 
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CATe

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Grrr to not putting on a long sleeved shirt to refit the hall lights.

Because the hall lights are recessed into the ceiling.

Because the hall is underneath the loft.

Because the loft is a tricky space to work in where you end up leaning on your forearms whilst sorting the light fittings.

Because the loft is insulated with that rockwool stuff that sticks into exposed flesh and itches like a very itchy thing for ages afterwards, especially if you have to put a dobok on immediately afterwards.

Mitchy and scratchy show.
 
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eraddicter

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Dear comedians
Will you kindly stop making 'jokes' referring to celebrities of whose personal lives I am so designedly ignorant? I have no idea who Kerry Katona is or why she attracts such opprobrium. I do not know what it is that lindsay lohan does. I find it vaguely suspicious that people get a laugh from making misogynistic remarks about people about whom I am entirely uninformed. Please instead write some original material.
Yours with a warm tuna baguette stuffed forcefully up your bum
Knight_errant/dave
 
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allstar10gm

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You seriously dont know what lilo does? Is that possible? Here, my friend, read and fill your mind with pop culture...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan
 
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Shaqneel

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Why is it that nearly every attractive woman I see has a cigarette sticking out of their pie hole?? Its almost frightening how anti-tobacco I am. These women go from stunning to wretched in a single puff. Men just look stupid, lol, faces contorted trying not to blow smoke on themselves all the while its filling their car, lol...

Thats another thing I dont get. You buy a $45K beemer that you obviously take care of and yet you smoke in it - however you dont want it to SMELL like smoke so on a 19 degree day you have your hand sticking out of the moonroof to keep the smoke out. Here's an idea that might be a little better than frostbite, genius... STOP SMOKING IN YOUR CAR... just a thought...
 
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ampdup79

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I've found the leather interior in my Merc keeps the smell of the car reasonably fresh despite smoking in it. Nothing to cling to. Don't really care TBH. You're right though, ignore the car bit
 
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Burtonfan111

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Sorry if I sounded like a jackass Moi. I was cranky cause I caught a lung full from the polar smokers who gather right outside the front door to the office as I came in just now.... I think the guy blew it right at me without even looking.

I meant no offense homie.
 
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