Although the pants, flashing nose & big shoes appeal I feel the type plasterers use would be the most pracical. A pogo stick might be a comedic yet practical alternative
You need a tablet or laptop and pretend you're working while posting on Map. Alternatively you could join the civil service or local council. Amounts to the same thing really
I have a paid membership here and will renew when it is due.
What is your problem. Search elsewhere and you will find hundereds of extremely helpfull posts, help, assistance, instructional videos, links to blogs and websites ans so on.
Sometimes though we like to have fun after a hard day.