Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

Coz it hot?

I had to think about that for ages before I got it! All that watching ladybirds mate for hours has scrambled my brains!
 
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR stupid "Words with Friends" game on iOS!!! I'm entering words, which I know are real words for triple word scores and nopes, nothing, not an acceptable word. Yet words like "AA" and "Updry" and "Miscoins" are in there. Come on man, who says "Miscoins"???
 
Cheap and Tyre cannot go together. I need four new tyres for my car before its mot next month. It's going to cost over a third of what the car is worth to do it. Something seriously wrong when a third of your cars value is its tyres.
 
after not having ran or jogged for years, i discovered that i still have my running speed, but i´ve lost my pulmonary capacity
 
Went through a Burger King drive through for my lunch.
"I'll have a whopper meal please" I say.
"Is that a large or super?" says the man.
Confusedly I looked at the menu...."erm a regular please".
"OK sir".

Cheeky bar-stewards make out like you've only got 2 options when in reality they are more expensive upgrades to the standard meal.
I saw through them.
 
Actually I made that joke on Facebook today.

Check out the response!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1937366528200&set=a.1429993044180.55275.1663472053&type=1&notif_t=photo_reply
 
Stephen Hall It's only flat on the bottom you should be alright.
5 hours ago · Like

Jam Deejay hahahahahaah im sorry but that ^^^^ is one of the dumbest things ive ever read. how can a tyre only be flat on one side?? its only flat at the bottom cos there is no air in the tyre so the weight of the car is crushing the tyre
3 hours ago · Like · 1 person
 
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