Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

[eggplantorangepie]

yeah, at least for me, it's more the type of response that does it, i think (and the tone has a lot of influence. it's a bad habit both of my parents have that's even rubbed off a little on me, unfortunately), although phrasing can make it worse (i specifically detest being told to calm down or to stop expressing my annoyance).

then again, being the sort to repress rage isn't healthy either, particularly when you fail at it. everything in moderation

 

[Brittany]

maybe

 

[lyomiga]

I have bits of tree in my ears!

 

[NigelF]

You're just trying to turn me on now aren't you??

(now that was blatantly wrong and random even for me)

Still askin' like

 

[jordanv]

Ot as random as I thought now I've found the marmite

 

[lottie]

there's an idea. get bits of tree in anti-foodie's ears... by dropping a tree on her head

 

[TeriW]

It doesn't take much to get you all flustered, does it?!



It is very, very tempting!

 

[ReillyS]

let's put that to the test!

*writes "frodo" on my chest and stands topless in front of moi*

 

[TheresaN]

I saw a beetle crawling across my floor last night and I thought of you







Finally get the attention of those gay Swedish men?

 

[sport]

Exactly, how stupid do you have to be to think that telling someone to calm down is being helpful?

 

[Hall9000]

apparently not too much, judging by the amount of otherwise intelligent people that i want to punch because they do it...

 

[MayK]

The major failing of Swedish men is that they are all far too skinny and would require major feeding up and deadlifting sessions! I saw a really cute one on the train the other day, he was all tanned and had lovely arm development... then he stood up and I've seen chickens with better quad development than he had! Grrrr!



Oooh, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in ages! I've gone all warm and fuzzy inside!

 

[JenniB]

No

 

[CaNtToUcHDiZz]

Moi, if you was a dog you would be one of those little terriers that humped everything. Your leg, a cuddly toy, the lot.

‪Small Dog Humping Stuffed Toy Bear‬‏ - YouTube

 

[manuell]

thank* you dad for leaving the kitchen and kitchen implements completely covered in the remains of last night's cooking. i swear i could be tidier than that if i was drunk and pissing and pooping myself ¬_¬.

*screw

 

[imjustbeingme]

i strongly suspect these eggs are NOT going to cook normally...

 

[aeagle1313]

ok, i managed to fish out with a spoon what appeared to be foaming flour? and THEN the water began to boil. now let's see what happens...

 

[LoveleenB]

I'll have you know I'm very particular about women

 

[SpencerD]

Yeah, but what about men and animals?

What the hell did you do?

 

[truthshared]

DAMN YOU, GOD OF FRONT SQUATS. GIVE ME BACK MY THIGHS!