Really? Damn, that's arrogant.
But I really only said that bit because 'playstation' sounds slightly like 'Palestinian'. A Palestinian playstation? that's the one that comes bundled with two games: a simulation of having your house knocked down by the Israelis, and a game involving exploding vests.
I saw an advert for Lee Nelson's well good show. One of the reviews read 'a comedy creation like vicky pollard or ali G' and you know what? that's 100% right. Lee Nelson is exactly like little britain and sacha baron-cohen: he is nothing like as funny as his creator things he is. I could write better comedy than that. And if you comb through my posts, between the religious hatred and the self-loathing, I probably have.
Turns out Holly is okay. The lump behind her ear was a cyst, and should just be left alone. I have o pay attention though if it gets bigger, because if it does, we will have to get it medically removed. I also have to keep checking Holly, since hedgehogs are tumor factories.
Still though, I'm was and still am literally overcome with happiness. Feel like doing a little jog.
What, you think your parents don't own you? That they're not the law? That, my friend, is where you're wrong. It's a law far older and more substantial than this fragile veil of regulations that we call the law of the land.
And don't I just hate it?