Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

Had some crappy existentialist thing a month or so ago and while fighting bouts of that I'm now also getting stupidly depressed over my lack of a girlfriend and social life. Sort it out one day and then back to feeling crappy the next. I really hate the way my mind works
 
Dude. You're 18. Take some advice from a serial monogamist: although having a long term relationship with someone you truly love is the canine's testicles, being single between 18-15/30 is AWESOME, because you can hit on anyone you like and it doesn't really matter.

Just don't be a letch. Well, ok, be a letch, just don't make it obvious
 
This isn't necessary and, if anything, it will just add more stress. Surely it's just easier to keep an eye out for the guy and if he gets too familiar sock him one in the nose.

Getting all CSI over these things is a shortcut to paranoia imo.
 
Tend to agree. There's a lot of things that can get you on the Sex Offenders Register, it's definitely not only paedophilia. I read somewhere that a half brother of mine is on one for an altercation with a girl in a pub that if they'd both still been at school would probably have got him suspension or maybe excluded. I don't expect social skills are his forte. I'm not excusing his behaviour, I have no contact with any close or distant relatives, but court cases are easy to google!
 
Simple "dogging" gets you on the sex offenders register. As does soliciting the services of a talented young naked woman in exchange for cash. Like the anti-terrorism laws the sex offenders register is an example of legislation created for a very good reason that is then abused. Which is why you pay income tax actually. Originally income tax was a temporary war effort measure from way way way back in the olden days.
 
^I wonder if all the guys who trawl Punternet know that?

As I was cycling home I passed a guy on Ferry Cutter Bridge in a pool of his own blood, apparently he'd tried to jump off the footbridge into the Cam. Hot weather will make people do silly things I hope he makes it but looked in a bad way, though I also passed an quick response ambulance car a couple of minutes later
 
I heard a girl say he was up on the railings but slipped and banged his head and knocked himself out, well I say out he was just about conscious. If he'd gone over into the Cam someone would have had to jump in to fish him out as no way was he going to swim. Few boat clubs out today, I was even tempted to join up but even though I take my fitness fairly seriously I'm not a good team player. Years of being stabbed in the back :/
 
I apologize in advance if I seem like I'm invalidating your feelings, as I don't really know how to word this without the risk of doing that, but why is having a girlfriend so important? It's one thing to want one and feel sad because you don't but suffering depression because you don't have one?
 
Crap. Vomit. Hate.

So I have taken codeine for pain, and for some reason, said opiate always causes me weird problems, including motor skills.

I tried to lift earlier and just lost the ability to do any sort of complex movement. I did 2 x 3 powercleans, tried to do my last set and...just went entirely blank in mid flight and dropped the bar. This went on for my next 8-10 attempts then I a) round-kicked over my wood chair, which conveniently drove all the loose connector parts back in their sockets, and b) gave up because I didn't want to end up injuring myself.

Puke. Hate. Anger.
 
Don't let the actions of other idiots stop you from meeting new idiots. Baggage only slows you down
 
I'm possibly the only woman on my floor at work who isn't in a relationship, and I know that people talk about it. Maybe not about me but some of the guys who are single and are really trying to find someone sure get a ribbing for their failed efforts. One is a guy who said fairly unpleasant stuff about me so I'm happy in his weekly humiliation. There is some justice. So just going on my experience at work people in relationships do have a superiority complex over us others.

It could get anyone down. I've not had sex for a while, I just miss pleasant company though, and make do trying to stay busy picking things up putting them down, punching things, eating, sleepwalking and watching obscure foreign films and tv series to annoy my colleagues
 
Other than the social expectation that as a man you should either be in a serious relationship with the hottest chick on the planet or out humping everything that moves. It's instinct. Some people do fine without others around. Other people need the company.
 
Idiots who think it's cool to try out dangerous moves on someone in sparring that they don't know how to do properly...
 
What is it you do in martial arts that's not dangerous during sparring? I once staved my right big toe so bad I could hardly move it for a year! Even now it clicks every time I bend it.
 
My left big toe has a similar problem! I landed badly on it years ago and every so often, usually when I'm wandering a long minding my own business, it pops out of alignment slightly and hurts something chronic! The only way to get it to go back is to keep walking until it clicks back into place!
 
The number of ways we compliment each other perfectly is becoming quite disturbing. I may have to ask you out one day.
 
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