Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

[Krosstika]

First night back on the heavy bag and I twang my shoulder! I am geting bored being injured all the time!

 

[girliegirl]

Want me to rub them better...?

 

[diamondking23]

yes please

 

[TysonT]

Think I have a leak some where in my central heating system. I've lost 0.3 bar of pressure in 2 days!

 

[lamb]

Should I bring soothing lotion?!

 

[jenniferlee1027]

Do you have handcuffs ?

 

[Lec]

Nope, but I have some chains in the gym, will they do?!...

 

[enrico]

"Lashing" defined. Thanks.

 

[MeowTheCow]

perfect

 

[illovelpetelwentz]

Firefox just die on me completely! It refuses to run at all. Fall back to Chromium ... must now investigate.

 

[rook9566]

Speaking as somebody diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, I don't know what annoys me more- the bigotry on the internet against people with autism/asperger's, the idiots who are prepared to pretend to have it, the idiots who think it's some sort of superpower, rather than a medical disorder, or the other idiots who try and put a positive gloss on being emotionally crippled. I don't know what to make of the whole thing. Frankly, it's confusing, bizarre and not a little irritating. Some day, I may kill them all.

 

[proskillz08]

How about meeting an education prof at university and just into your one minute with a complete stranger she says to you, "You remind me of my son - he has autism!" Yep, that happened to me last year. I thought, You several bannable words. You're telling a complete stranger they seem like someone with a medical thingy, which is a breach of social skills i might add, and your calling me autistic? Obviously i got better social skills than you cause I would never say that to someone I just met. So whose really the autistic one?

 

[neeko143]

Sounds fairly awful, yeah. At the very least, it's bad manners. It's also bloody silly.

 

[Rosalie]

Indeed.

 

[BOULAVARD]

Of the two girls I was trying to get in with one is completely blanking me and the other is now apparently with some 30 year old which is both depressing and disturbing. The Japanese might be onto something with these robots of theirs.

Or alternatively: (Don't open if you're young or know what I look like and could do without the mental image)

Spoiler

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2494/

 

[Savy]

You need to wear eau de mitch, guaranteed to drive them crazy*.




*I only have his word for this; I was not present at the clinical trials.

 

[BruceQ]

but it's not crazy in a good way. just ask frodo.

 

[spooner]

hurty elbow

think I did something to it a week ago, the judo last night probably didn't help and I'm still trying to workout (though in some pain)

 

[FgtBecca]

Ex's gf wrote me again, months after I've told her not to contact me. Said she's teaching some piano music thingy and asked if i was interested. Wtf. No! she knows that. I never was interested in music. Or her. cause she's as thick as two short planks and doesn't care about her bf's past or what he's done to me and defends his sorry ass no matter what and she is always up his sorry ass. No thank you. Needless to say, I never wrote back.

 

[Pugboy]

Should've gone and just thudded on every key in reach for a couple hours.