so because someone does not like walking uphill, i spent an extended period of time exposed to a stupidly cold wind, which has resulted in my spending the day with a permanently irritated nose, which in turn results in it doing its best impression of the niagara falls, while i feel as if someone drove a nail into my right nostril, and i can't stop sneezing, which in addition to the massive quantities of snot i'm producing, also causes my tear glands to discharge like there's no tomorrow, as they have the bad tendency of doing whenever i sneeze.
i am not amused.