Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

NO! No one harms kittens on my watch. *snatches the kitten, takes him home and feeds him some milk*
 
I've got chocolate cake in my fridge. *hands frodo a slice of cake* Now eat the cake and don't harm any kittens. I shall come after you with my Tall Woman Power if you do...

Ok, Medium-Tall-Woman Power. 5'7 isn't huge.
 
I suppose I could make do with the cake, but your tall woman powers don't frighten me, young lady...

Just remember...
 
Those daft London student who are seem to need to fight everything about the system. Because you have some made up cause its no longer acting like a thug? Don't get me wrong, the peace marches and stuff are cool and everything. But people who claim to be anarchists and just go on like dicks are really annoying.

Someone just purposed this on facebook:

"We should have a London 'bag a camera day' we all go round and put a black bin bag on a camera in London, no damage so they can't do us but it'll be a massive pain in the arse. FTS"


Okay mate, and while there is no CCTV in London I hope someone takes full advantage and stabs you up before taking your wallet.
 
WTH? Idiots.

Sure...it's annoying knowing if you pick your nose there's some dude on a screen who can see you...but those cameras are there for a freaking reason.
 
^ The thing is that the UK apparently has the greatest number of CCTV cameras per person in the world. I still blame the bankers and politicians, not the anarchists, but try protesting about it peacefully now and see where that gets you! Hopefully one of those cameras will pick up you being kettled, pissing yourself or clobbered by an unidentifiable officer but I wouldn't bank on it
 
grrr at living in a tiny village in the back of beyond. Normally it's not a problem as I've got no money to do anything anyway, but now I've been payed, and I have a day off, and there's nothing better to do than hang around drinking tea and messing around on the internet.
See this is the problem, I don't actually enjoy days off. I spend ages looking forward to them and when they finally come around, I just end up being bored?
 
My dogs gone on strike!

I headed out on our normal dog walk yesterday, and she just refused to come.

Lazy bia bia! So it was a bit rainy! Pah!

On a dog walk with no dog...people will talk!!

Wait a minuit...It's raining and the dog's just left me ..Does that mean I have the Blues?
 
My dog's pulling a sickie. That is to say, he has arthritis in his left hind leg. It's a pity, as I want to go walkies
 
I've had a dodgy stomach for 5 and a bit days now. Was pretty much better yesterday, but the unreliable diet and whatnot is taking its toll! And I'm supposed to be going to a gig tomorrow too!
 
Someone taking away the fudge? Damn your eyes, sir! *commences Monty Python Fish Slappy Dance*

In other news, kids have started throwing snow at my window again :/ Can't wait to see the back of this so called "snow"
 
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