Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

My oldest friend is being a bit mental with a mutual friend. It's hard to be diplomatic when you know someone needs a boot to the head. grrr.
 
The cat got up on the bathroom counter searching for a hair band to play with and knocked my hairbrush into the cat litter. yay
 
/Begin Rant

Idiots who joke about sensitive subjects, take a fallacious train of thought, complain like a female dog, and are generally a waste of space on Earth. You can sweep it under the carpet, you can turn your eyes away, you can run all you want, but it's not going away. You can complain, moan, and whine all you want, it's going to stay, unless you get of your ugly arse, stop sniffing whatever banned substance you're on, face reality and do something. Also, stop whining about some "stuff" you went through.

Sure, it's not pleasant, I've been there, but blowing it out of proportion and taking the victim role is not going to serve you in life.

Your ideas to deal with sensitive ideas is fiction at the least, infinitely moronic at the best. When you open your mouth, you waste valuable air. Your naive and questionable stare wilts plants. your very existence and soul is an insult to past, present, and future. I swear by all that is holy that you must have been dropped as a baby, over and over again, because you lack the cognitive ability and intellectual capacity to understand how much of a naive, weak, victim like person, and how much you are just begging for a stick of dynamite to be inserted where the sun don't shine.

I'm pretty sure my parents can hear thundering sounds downstairs as I furiously type out this message, venting my passionate anger onto the internet for the public to see, so they understand moron doesn't equate to hatred, but the burning anger of a thousand burning suns. As I don my striped hoodie and angrily eat a granola bar, I hit send, with the following closing statement:

Yes, I understand you were hurt, all of us have been, but don't be a sniffling victim and blow your issues out of proportion. It's like you made a mild mistake on an easy assignment, and complaining so much that it's like the frick'n Armageddon is occurring, which by the way, you have done on several occasions. So smarten up, stop wasting valuable resources, and don't be an utter naive imbecile.

How you're going to graduate is beyond me, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Goddammit.
*Goes to drink tea to calm self down*

/End Rant

Oh, and here is a meme.
 
I did. Well Chromium. It has also decided to have issues. The issue is Adobe Flash. Such a wonderful technology.
 
Conjunctivitis and dead badgers.
No...not what I had for breakfast this morning.
Woke up having the pry my eyes open and now they seem to have hot pins and needles in them. I look like an extra from 28 days later.
And I saw 2 dead badgers on the way to work. Always saddens me that.
 
FLIP! I hope Clint's OK!

A Tribute To Clint Eastwood's Firefox - YouTube


Also the wife's got the PMS. Unfortunately it has coincided with my own PMS so there is fun to be had at our place

On the plus side, it does mean we are in sinc..which is nice
 
I knocked over a glass of water on my Fang Razer gamepad--the only gamepad I've found that is worth using for PC games--which I just special ordered used and in pristine condition, found on Ebay. They have been discontinued for years! I've been periodically searching for it's backup when I remember. I may have saved it's life with a quick unplugging and swearing bout, but my lady friend I'm helping with a fairly major artistic project laughed at me for it, and then teased me, and asked me if I was going to cry as this transpired during our phone conversation. I was searching for my wallet to go help her for free on her project while sick. I am so going to tickle her until she pees on herself, and I've warned her of this before, but still she just laughs. She thinks I won't do it! She has entered a world of pain in her ignorance, but we were in public space together later so I couldn't possibly retaliate for her insubordination beyond using a few choice TOS-violation words at her. All I can do now is bide my time and plan... and I am not a patient man, as my recent coming out of the closet for puppy kicking illustrates...
 
You're supposed to use cotton wool soaked in warm water to wash all the nastiness away first.
 
There are too many self defence courses and not enough attack courses in my book. Slugging somebody who aggressively bores you while you're trying to drink beer is a life skill and should be taught at primary school level.
 
Got my rib fractured in sparring. Have to give credit to the sparring partner for the bodyshot though.
 
Hurty head after got thrown onto it with little chance of any breakfall (other than by my head), did I mention I got thrown onto my head? Grrrrr. I've never seen anyone other faceplant out of a morote seoi nage so why a blue belt would expect a white belt to manage what a lot of judoka far from beginner stage do I really don't know

MOROTE SEOI NAGE COMPILATION - YouTube
 
Btw, guys, don't take that the wrong way. Me and Monkey know each other in real life and we always rip on each other.
 
It's just club soda with some ice. Unless I'm using heated distilled water to work with, it's still going to be mineralized. You still think it'll help?

Stupid Google spell check for not being as smart as I am. I had to make sure I was using the correct usage of this term, as Google filled me with self-doubt. I enjoyed the definition considerably though.



http://www.thefreedictionary.com/mineralized

Um, yeah, get it. Turn the the music down low baby.
 
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