Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

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araceli

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Ugh, days like this make me all too conscious of how much I dislike what I do. I've been writing technical manuals for twenty years - TWENTY FREAKIN YEARS... I'm so bored I could shoot myself in the face... with a bazooka. I simply don't CARE about HMI screens or technical notes.

I just wanna fly - WHY WONTCHU LEMME FLY?!?!? I'm a pretty birdie. Chirp Chirp!

Ok, I dont know what that was. I'm sorry. I hate when that happens. What I MEANT to say was I just wanna do something that involves people - not engineers. Let me make that clear. Engineers are NOT people. In fact, I'm increasingly concerned that they're not even HUMAN.

A friend suggested I become a life coach because I'm forever giving advice and helping others get their lives in order (never mind about my own... I like a bit of a shambles, thank you), and ya know... that doesnt sound crazy.
 
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zombieparanoia

New member
I don't know you personally Bigmikey, but going by the way you carry yourself on the forum, you are a very intellectual, charasmatic and friendly individual. With your ability to draw/attract people to you and with your friendlyness, and your intellect, I personally think that a life coach may be quite a viable option for you.

I'm just some random teenager on the interent though, so I may not know better.
 
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dooleys18

Member
If you're "just some random teenager on the internet" then I think the world needs a few more random teenagers... because the ones I keep running into never would have survived that long if we were animals.
 
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OhaNateylOt

New member
A charming piece on the news on pets abandoned by people leaving for summer vacations. For some reason, abandoned iguana got to me the most.

If anyone needs me I'll be in the cellar, building a Doomsday device.
 
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lone_wolf

New member
Now, what kind of doomsday machine do you have in mind. Will be be big and shiny or small and ominous. You can't, of course, have a small and shiny one because then girls would mistake it for jewelry and it cant be big and ominous because then rich men would need to take it apart and, well, that just wont do.

Of course you could just get a cup of coco and call it a day...
 
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AlexisInfectious®

Active member
I don't think I said "The FINITE monkeys", did I? HMM? Did I? NO. Everyone knows a FINITE monkey is not the same as a REGULAR monkey, Touchy McToucherson... sheesh...

But now that you mention it... I've been meaning to have a talk with you about the poo flinging... on the cupbpoards? Really?
 
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SheilaV

New member
So your saying I'm a trouser monkey so I'm ok, but those wild monkeys well they have no pride in thier work.

Feel my scorn weigh down upon you

The Beatles- 04- Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey (Stereo Remastered 2009) - YouTube
 
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elliotb

Member
I felt it... both times...

Actually, what I was saying, was that you are of such superior intelligence you can put on pants. Just like the highest level of finite monkey.... the circus chimp... we're all very proud of you.

Now put on your little hat, the musics about to start...
 
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