Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

There is if you're deluded enough to think it's going to burn any calories worth burning off. If you just enjoy being outside. That's fine. But it's not exercise. It's not even close. It doesn't even burn off half a Riveta.
 
LOL! And I bet they all eat 'low fat' yoghurt, do 'cleanses' and come back from their walks and down a Lucozade Sport, because they've done 'exercise'!
 
Those things are disgusting. They taste like a bar of sugar dipped in week-old tea and left to dry.
 
But, but, but, but, but...

They're low fat and have oats in them, so they MUST be good for you!!!!
 
Listen to you're tongue woman! Nature didn't spend the last four billion years generating life and evolving sensory organs just to be over ruled by social myths created by advertisers and "advocates".
 
GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Cinema seats are just not designed for short people with bad backs!
 
Cinema seats aren't designed for anybody expecting to watch a movie in some comfort.

Want a massage?
 
Summer colds suck. I recommend plenty of fresh air and sunshine. ... And imagine everybody is naked.
 
That would be nice, as my osteopath is selfishly flying to Canada this week for some minor fight or something...
 
Huh, I thought that was a cure for the "why do I have to go to work today" blues?

Well, at least until you have to sit across from the fat bloke with the glandular problem and the excessively sweaty pits.
 
It's an all round cure for many things. Laughing at man-boobs is the highlight of any cloudy day.
 
Oh good lord, I think I just sprung a rib laughing at that

Do we really want to guess what a fat guy might be hiding under his moobs? Think of the children!
 
There could be. It's the closest thing most kids ever get to memory foam, sucker them in with the comfy padding and then *squelch*...

Or there could be a portable dinner under there. Like a doner kebab except, you know, it'd be the one time where the food becomes greasier.
 
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