Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

Pffft. Sunglasses is for posers, cool people and jocks. I was a severely overweight nerd with skin so white I could have hidden in the snow, save for my terrible, terrible goatee and moustache combo, like this one (but whispier):



The sad part is I didn't shave it. I genuinely can't grow a full beard. Oh, and scraggly hair. I must have looked like I had been kept locked in the cupboard somewhere and only let out for the festive season
 
Serious neck DOMS from too many cleans over the last couple of days! I think I need a neck brace because holding my head up or moving it round hurts too much!
 
I keep telling you Frodo. Move to Scotland. I'll pop round and give you a massage and make it all better
 
You need some Olympic weightlifting to help with your explosive posting - just beware of the neck pain after the first few sessions.
 
Just getting back to myself will be good. I've eaten like a pig all weekend
Admittedly most of it was out but I had a lovely fillet steak today at home so I'm achieving my goals slowly.
Sort my head and my weight out then start lifting again
I'm getting there. Arnold is going to help me
 
Luckily I'm the least prone to panic person you'll ever meet.

My night so far:

Driving home from work expecting a relaxed night before driving the family to Cornwall tomorrow for a weeks holiday.

Phone call from a complete stranger who is looking after 2 of the kids, because one of my sons has been in an accident and been rushed to a London hospital.

Apparently a lot of the muscles in his arm have been pulled away from the bone and are clearly visible and there was blood everywhere.

Second to that my wife (who is type 1 diabetic) has gone with him and left her insulin behind.

I'm going to have to give the ambulance time to get to the hospital before calling for an update/visit, just in case they move him elsewhere.

Kids...
 
Thanks guys.

I've just had an update. He's going to need surgery because the bleeding won't stop.

I now know where they are, so I'm off soon to take them some provisions.

I've been told someone jumped a red light.
 
Computer game exchange, 2nd game in a month I have brought which does not work/install. Think they would check discs before selling.

Will not be a happy bunny tomorrow when I go down to complain. Must stop using them.
 
Stupid public trasport. I left home at 4 p.m. thinking I only needed to stay out for a couple of hours, then the return bus magically disappeared. They must have changed the timetable again without anyone knowing.
Wasted 4 hours at a desert bus stop doing nothing until some friends managed to pick me up and I joined them.
Got back home at 2 a.m. trying to digest a ridiculously excessive amount of ice cream.
 
Well as long as you didn't pay for the ice cream and it was tasty

That sucks though. I had the buses do that to me when I stayed out with some friends for a night out. The bus back didn't turn up, so I had to catch a bus to the next town and walk 7 miles in the pitch black to get home.

Didn't take me too long mind and I got to look at all the shineys*!

* Every white sign, distant light, little stream and everything else
 
Did you count that walk as your daily workout?

A friend of mine had lost a bet so he had to pay for all the ice cream. That's right, ALL.
The annoying thing was, in the afternoon I'd bought school textbooks and couldn't leave them home. Can you picture hanging out while carrying math and astronomy books?
 
LOL, I should have done but no. It would have saved me a lot of fuss. But then I'm hardcore like that*


*I wish I was



Oh, well that's alright then. Ice cream always tastes better when it's paid for by someone else



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