Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

[ocdicperson]

That's she actually...and I live in the UK anyway

 

[ncsucsc]

There are some things only we noble ones may understand.
*sips her tea just like the Queen in the UK would*




My grandpa had one. Must still be somewhere, but I guess all the relatives would beat me up if I tried to take the tyres away.


That's she, you mad! No more tractors for you!
I wonder if she can send one to Italy too...

 

[Kateet]

What are you going to do with a tractor?

 

[langranny]

I've absolutey no idea! I really should think things through x

 

[HunterN]

alas we don't do tractors but I can sell you a grain drier!

 

[vampireoflenight]

Moi, paint it purple and put it in the living room with some cushions and
ta-daaah! An awesome alternative to plain old boring sofas.

 

[Schlump]

Oi, no advertising on MAP.

Jeez, been here 5 minutes.

 

[SamanthaSimpson]

Meh, who needs advertising, the product advertises itself.

 

[ComputerGuy]

*re-reads post*



Forgive me dear lady, I know not what I type! There was a ninja with a delete button behind me, I swear!

So...about these tractors you apparently have?



You better be damn well sipping that tea with your pinkie out, we wouldn't want to break tradition!

*slips on monocle and top hat*



Time to go to the Ninjutsu forum for advice?



Nooooooo...............I will sacrifice many sausage rolls in her honour, maybe then I can still have my tractor!



Puh-lease. Thinking is for chumps. And women. We are men!

 

[Pineapple]

Noooo, my plans are ruined!

 

[PrincessBlu]

Yes, recent experience has taught me that men don't think especially when it comes to women, then they tend to think elsewhere rather than with their brains.

 

[IloveBillKaulitz]

^^ I always had you down as american?

 

[PADOWttt]

I do know of a few tractor dealers though...could also put you onto a combine harvester

 

[ilikemonkeys1212]

Are you sure you know which brain we're thinking with? I tend to be rather stomach driven, me

 

[Mo$tF@mOu$$$]

Who, me or Grecian?





Wooop! Does it come free with the tyres?

 

[PicklePatty]

The particular male I know certainly doesn't think with his stomach!

 

[mattboots16]

And big spikey things....

 

[HaywoodJablomie]

My pinkie is always out while I sip my tea. And mineral water. And beer. And vodka.
Because of vodka, of course.

 

[nhw2012]

Yikes. Yeah, guys like that give us all a bad name



Oh, now you tease, madam! I know I'm relatively new to this whole BDSM thing, but I think that might be taking it a tad far...



Of course! Vodka without the pinkie is like being british without having a stiff upper lip!*

*Dear god I hope you really are a woman or else I think I might die laughing

 

[Lacksalote]

Last time I checked I was female. I would be a bit surprised if things had changed.