Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

I was thinking more along the lines of wearing something (or not) that might get you arrested. More incentive to run faster too. Of course this might not go down to well at home if you did get arrested family on the right side of the law. But I was only out running!!! Yeah
 
You're thinking about it wrong. Tape a small bundle of cash to your chest and a pack of white flour in a clear packet to your backside. Spend the first two minutes honking like a clown horn. Make sure you wear something fluorescent.

Then run like hell

Equally, find the nearest zoo. Tape some raw beef to your back. Unlock all the lion and tiger enclosures. Then always make sure you run faster than the next guy
 
It doesn't let me edit, so triple post!
Here's the extra shield grape armour


in a super-sexy version, too


Not to mention my super-sexy (?) mascottes

Not you, pepperoni man.
 
Absolutely.
But I know anyway that you're just envious of my super-grapeness.



Still blah compared to grapes. Grapes always win.
 
i can't help but be reminded of this:

politically incorrect humour:
Whitest Kids U Know - I am gonna grape you in the mouth - YouTube
 
People that have an opinion on every body and everything speaking to my missus causing touble for me, may they get a incurable disease and die, i don't care how they conduct themselves in their little perfect world so don't try to disrupt mine.
 
People that pull their strongest cards for emotional appeal on a subject almost instantly. Things like "that is so offensive" and "you're (or they) are the lowest of the low" and so on. This is often done on a touchy subject but not the extremes of that subject. For example, hitting a child, war crimes, racism, etc.. With the kind of offended and patronizing or hateful words chosen you would think the topic was about 'A Child Called It," impaling people by the hundreds to line a castle, chemical weapons and slavery vs. the reality of it being a fraction as bad. If the subject isn't to the extreme, it's a good way to get eyes rolled at you if you start off with screaming foul with a clenched fist as you type with tears in your eyes.

What happened to subtlety, working your way into a main point where you can really drive the pathos hammer hard for an ultimate and much more effective point? If you waste all your ammunition right away you end up just repeating yourself over and over again when you've already been brushed off from the start because you've shown you can't try to understand or look at something a little more objectively. It also makes for extremely poor debate/dialogue about such subjects.
 
^^ I was going to deflect this with a response, but my brain ran out of creative juice. Instead, I just let out a little wine.
 
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