Shopping in the Metro Centre today, a hateful, hateful place, when I spied a girl take a box out of one of her shopping bags. She slowly opened the box to reveal a brand new Apple iPhone 4 in white.
She admired it in her hands, smiling as she took in the marvel of this king of consumer electronics. She then dropped it, and the damn thing literally just shattered...
It was the funniest thing I had ever seen...