Things that make you go :-)) take two!

"THE CRACKERS, GROMIT, WE'VE FORGOTTEN THE CRACKERS!"

watching 'a grand day out' while eating crackers and cheese
 
After a week of slow "movement" in the downstairs back area I've finally had a decent...erm...expulsion.
Accompanied by an air-born toxic event that literally went on for 5-6 seconds.

Please...don't all thank this post at once...you might crash MAP.
Just imaginig the smiles on your faces is enough for me.
 
PASmith, I appreciate how much it means for you to share this with us. I'm very glad to heard you're no longer constipated.


Do moonpig do an e-card for that?
 
Yay poop!

I have a new puppy. My brother apparently outgrew his allergy, he is just fine with her.
 
Alright, one last exam to go.

BRING IT ON CHEMISTRY, I WILL OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON YOU!
 
The base of whoopass mixed with the acidity of an exam could be explosive. I recommend nominating someone else to handle with care while you duck for cover in a bunker.
 
On holiday in the sun, doing kungfu with my little girl, then reading of hose pipe bans in England in the same news feed with flooding.
 
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