Things that make you go :-)) take two!

Sexy redheads like the one I met today. Seriously, is there anything cooler?

Just makes my day.
 
A bloke in the canteen today eating his lunch with his protein shaker sitting beside him. He was wearing a tight t-shirt and displaying his well formed biceps, then he stood up and I nearly splurted my lunch everywhere...

Guys, when your legs are that skinny, please, please, please, don't wear skinny jeans with a saggy butt! I reckon my legs are more muscular than his were and I could probably out squat and deadlift him!

Now maybe I'm just a bit of a muscle snob, but if there are biceps on display, I expect the legs to be up to scratch too!
 
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Yes, well guys like that wouldn't stand a chance with me, if they have legs thinner than mine, then damn I'm going to punch them in the leg (and you know I don't mean the leg, right)
 
Serves him right for being a bicep curlbro poser with his protein shaker sitting beside him! I bet he curls in the squat rack!
 
Today, after 2 years development, and investing maybe €2000 and 1000hrs, I delivered my first sample of rabbit meat to a restaurant

Fingers crossed ;]
 
This made me laugh (note there are a couple of non-MAP friendly words in it)...
**** Weightlifting Girls Say - YouTube
Best lines:

'She snatches like a Crossfitter'

and

'Is metabolic conditioning a disease caused by running'

Strong women rule!

For those wondering what it's all about, it's a send up of the sort of comments you hear cardio bunny girly types frequently make in the gym.
 
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