Things that make you go :-)) take two!

after i read dune and neuromancer+sequels.

*calmly goes into a nuclear bomb shelter and sends out smoke signals*

"now, we could rectify the 'dirty' heretic part by letting me soak with you on the bath"

*calmly awaits possible death inside the nuclear bomb shelter*
 
Sorry, there's no room in the bath once I have my collection of girly sponge/scrubbies, soaps, shower gels, shampoos, conditioners, razors, shaving gels, moisturisers and, of course, rubber duckies in there!
 
Oh Fishy, Fishy Fishy, you poor, poor young man.

She will eat you alive. It will be an exhilerating way to go but you wont be able to tell anyone about it as even your bones will be hollow.

Mitch
 
talking to a nihilist, mate, i've come to terms with that a long time ago

EAT ME PLZ!
 
but i'm sneaky. you know what i let slip that i want. but i'm the one who chooses what i let slip
 
or as the characters from dune would put it, a feint, within a feint, within a feint.
 
Sticks fingers in ears, hums loudly - I can't hear you!

Closes eyes - or see you!
 
Oh dear...

It looks like you picked the wrong tub...

That's the one where I keep my pet piranhas...
 
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