Tormenting vegetarians[1] and homophobes! While hanging out backstage at a performance of the Nutcracker my ballet school is putting on, a young lad was helping move the props around, and using his position to order some of the young ladies around... they complained to me, and I went up to him, placed an arm around him, and in my sweetest voice said "I love you man!" His response was to look at me with a mixture of annoyance and repulsion, saying "You're either entirely gay or entirely insane... I'm going to go with entirely insane."
Then later, there was a bucket of fried chicken that had been used as a stage prop, for the dancers to eat... I was polishing off the leftovers when a young lady approached me, saying "You're eating that? Others have touched it!" I continued feasting, responding, "Yes, and it's delicious." She informed me with passion that she, a vegetarian, would never consider devouring such crap. Another young lady came up and asked excitedly, "Is that chicken?" and took a piece... and vegetarian gal started lecturing: "They rip the poor chicken's head off! And then its legs! And stuff it in the oven!" Meanwhile, the second girl is just listening, looking at the chicken... and I butted in with, "and they fry it and batter it and make it delicious!" At that, the girl with the chicken popped it into her mouth while looking at vegetarian gal... who stormed off in a huff. *cue evil laugh*
[1] I have nothing against vegetarians, I've met some perfectly normal ones.