Things that make you go :-)) take two!

Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, not around the eyes, look directly into my eyes. 'click!' you are under.

You are going on a journey.......
 
Friday is Ladies Day - you'll need a hat, some very high heels and a very short skirt!

If you ask Mitch nicely he might lend them to you!
 
I know there will be a Lady in the group. Well she's a woman anyway. I dunno about asking Mitch. I'm not sure I can handle that much "musk" in my shoes.
 
http://www.aintree.co.uk/pages/racecourse-regulations-and-notices/

And some of you people think MAP is strict!?! I can't remember all those rules.
 
You don't own a suit? Tesco...keep it clean...take it back.

Otherwise try an ex-catalogue shop like Littlewoods or CBS. People dress up at the races, or at night.
 
Wear trousers, not jeans (I'm assuming you own a pair of interview/work/funeral britches in amongst the combats) - it says smart dress preferred, so you might get away with jeans, but if you don't then you've wasted a day and your ticket.

Don't climb on stuff, no betting on your mobile, don't scare the horses, and stick to your own enclosure. Forget the rest - everyone else will.

Have fun, and don't bet your shirt (or your trousers........)
 
I though smart round here was a black shell suit?

At least that's what it used to be when I temped at the Magistrate's Court!
 
That's not the pinnacle of the places to be on merseyside although it's in the top ten of most visited
 
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