Hearing one of my mates tales about escaping a bunny boiler by pretending to be in the army and getting shipped out to afghan! He is the worst type of person.
"I think she reckons i'm dead coz I told her I'd get in touch as soon as my deployment ended, that wad last year."
It's an awful awful thing to do but pretty funny non the less!
EDIT: actually pretty harsh, but the way he told the story was hilarious.