Things that make you go :-)) take two!

Just spent a few hours with me ma watching bad TV. I was just bored so thought I'd read downstairs and keep her company for a bit. Was nice. I usually only do that when I'm ill, but I thought it'd just be nice tonight, and it has been
 
I ate a meal last night that involved a reasonable amount of roast beetroot.

I collapsed in a fit of giggles this morning when I realised it had given me purple poo. I then texted my mate to tell him as well. I'm 34 this year. going on 12.
 
After a year of very sparse work I have a job starting on thursday that should keep me going for the next six months. Shoes for the kids!!! Entry fees for MA competions!!! Beer!!!
 
I invented a move in bjj tonight. Sure it exists somewhere else but for now The Toad Licker is my claim to fame!
 
I kind of don't want to because I know as soon as I do someone'll post saying "oh that's (name of move here) but I can't really post that and not explain so I'll do my best. For my self esteem please let me live my fantasy a little longer

Right, so someone gets you in an achilles hold/straight footlock and falls onto their side to finish. Mate was showing me escapes by hopping your hips over the leg on your hip and some other things and I decided to mess around and butterfly hook his other leg. Voila, he gets put half on his side, half turtled, I get out of the lock and either take his back (lick the toad's back) or footlock him myself and finish (lick the toads foot)

Bad description but best I can do.
 
Found some 'forgotten' dark chocolate in my fridge also managed to go a whole class without the tape coming off completely from my hurty fingers. It helped, a bit.
 
might be getting some door work/crowd controll work.

way more fun and much better money than the crap i'm stuck in now.
 
This gif:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/1329288225_funny-gifs-testing-the-kicks.gif?w=299
 
Went to my old TKD club since changing in the new year
people were pleased to see me and I am missed

*Warm glow*

Then during sparing I finaly managed to pull off a duck under thier punch followed by a left and a right. I've never quite got it right before, but tonight it was spot on...Yay!
 
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