Things that make you go :-)) take two!

junior steps on to skateboard, it shoots out from her foot flinging her into the air.

She twists around onto her front and finishes with a perfect front breakfall, getting up un injured

Judo ROCKS!
 
The helpful changing room lady in Marks yesterday hanging up the 4 pairs of trousers I was waiting in line to try on because 'they're heavy'! Bless her for being helpful and considerate of her customers, but 4 pairs of trousers really aren't that heavy when I can deadlift 1.75x my bodyweight!
 
But aren't you like so teeny weeny you have to buy toddler clothes? ... You spelled dead lift wrong.
 
Edited! Well looking at what certain major clothing chains now class as 'petite', I may end up buying toddler clothes in future!
 
~53kg depending on my cake consumption...



The problem is that children's clothes aren't designed for adult women with hips and chests!
 
the taste of cocoa

Frijj chocolate milk, for little girls and big girls
Cacao Pico (cocoa liqueur), only for big girls
 
So what's that in real numbers? Who the hell weighs themselves in kg? I used to have a teeny weeny wee woman TL when I worked at IBM. She had the same problem.
 
i took a pass on the cream slices at Asda today, it was tough (this should really be in the Grrrrrrr thread cos i love cream slices, we've been seeing each other a while now)
 
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