Yeah. A bunch of people conveniently have their firearm in a microwave. Perhaps the microwave doesn't work. Perhaps the gun could have been already on the counter.
It seems so unreal that guy barges in right where the other guy is near the microwave and fetches the gun with splendid ability to grab the handle, get the finger on the trigger, and point it all without it going off....
You know every time you open your mouth you ingest millions of slimy little bacteria, and many will take long-term residence inside you, right? Don't even get me started on the poo particles...
I don't think god has a gender? Whatever it is, it can spy on me a llllll day in the shower. God blessed me with enough body hair to be clothed when I'm naked, so my privacy is protected at all times.