Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. > So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, > tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your > St. Patrick was illiterate and as thick as two short planks" > > "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." > > Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I > told him St. Patrick was a illiterate and as thick as two short planks and he didn't care!" > >
The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know > how to set him off... watch and learn." So, the second > Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on > the
shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St.Patrick was an illiterate > smelly transvestite!" > > "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." > > Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his > buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!" > >
The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really piss him > off... just you watch." So, the third Englishman walked > over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and > said, "I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!" > > "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me." >
Jessica - No did not make it up. I dont think Trippa got it I suspect he is not from the UK so wont find it as funny as he wont know the history...
Glad you like it
Kate - Thanks I think a couple did not get it lol
The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know > how to set him off... watch and learn." So, the second > Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on > the
shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St.Patrick was an illiterate > smelly transvestite!" > > "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." > > Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his > buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!" > >
The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really piss him > off... just you watch." So, the third Englishman walked > over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and > said, "I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!" > > "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me." >
Jessica - No did not make it up. I dont think Trippa got it I suspect he is not from the UK so wont find it as funny as he wont know the history...
Glad you like it
Kate - Thanks I think a couple did not get it lol