Time for some Chuck Norris Jokes!?

JustMe

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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
 
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
 

Myself™{Abby}

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Once, I remember taking a biology test.
It had a question asking how 3 meters of DNA can fit into a cell.
One of the possible answers was "The DNA got sucker-punched by Chuck Norris"
 

TrevorTrillion

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Why does Chuck Norris carry a stick of dynamite in his wallet?
For identification.

.....( this is an adaptation of an old joke. Why does a ....(insert minority/ethnic group here) carry a turd in his wallet?.... ) FOR identification.
 
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