Top Gear

I know that,you know that and deep down I think my Dad knows that! He'll come round in time! Had nothing to do with a stupid young Russian idiot with too much money either!
 
The worst thing happened to me yesterday. I flicked the TV channel and saw a familiar face....Richard Hammond. OMG, Australia has Top Gear. I changed the channel and tried to forget.

Talk about coincidence
 
Hamster is a national icon over here after surviving a 288mph crash with barely a scratch. Please keep anti-hamster jibes to yourself, deep offence has been caused.
 
"Speed, in the history of the world, has never killed anybody. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." Jeremy Clarkson (from memory, words might be slightly different)
 
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