Does everyone really hate computers these days? I hope not. Does everyone hate paper? I hope not. Does everyone hate USB ports and USB devices? I hope not. All three of these things are needed to make a movie these days. Considering all the hype smartphones and more useful tablets are getting these days, I couldn't find anything on iPhone, iPad, or the web to help me add genuine title animations and green-screen effects. I need to figure how to do what Willis O' Brian did on King Kong and project the footage on there frame by frame while the effects are being done around the footage. I also need to figure out the use of an animation camera over footage to create title animations, because that's how they did title animations back then, especially Saul Bass and Maurice Binder, who were both masters. I should figure out how to do old school green screen if I want to edit footage with a smartphone or iPad like tablet, and I don't have an optical printer at my disposal. Can you please help me on doing greenscreen without a computer, or figure out how I can possibly find a way to greenscreen if there are no greenscreen video apps for iPhone, iPad, or the web, because I usually make online videos, not epic lengthy blockbusters.