What are funny name for a fat boy?

[MatthewFoss]

ok this may sound weird but io like to be fat and these guys always pick on me about it so i try to go along with it like im in on the joke and call myself names but i can't think of anything new funny and creative i needs your help.
my name is matt if it helps and im 13

 

[AKA]

Tubby

 

[ViridianaHernandez]

chubbs..... ..but u shudnt pick on urself..just saying..

 

[vienna]

Do not make fun of yourself.
try eating less.

 

[presley]

chunker haha