what are some funny blonde jokes?

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Ignorethesefourwordse

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There was a blonde woman, a bald woman, and a priest.

At three o'clock the priest was suppose to wake up the bald woman.

The bald woman awoke before the priest arrived and shaved the blonde woman's head.

The bald woman put on a wig and went back to sleep.

At three o'clock the priest arrived and woke up the "bald woman".

The "bald woman" said to herself, "haha stupid priest woke up the bald woman instead of me."
 
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buxfan11

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a blond is standing on the bank of a raging river, and without a bridge she does not know how to get to the other side. after standing there a couple of hours another blond walks up to the other edge. the first blond yells across "how do I get to the other side" the 2nd blond thinks for a bit and then says
"your already on the other side"
 
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