What are some funny Harry Potter jokes?

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or statements. I already know the Knock Knock one but ones like

When Professor Mcgonagall enters the room sing 'Whats new pussycat'
On a scale of Snape to Voldemort how large is your nose
Tell Remus Lupin once you go black there's no going back.

Anyone got ones like those.
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My favorite for sure (and the one I would fall for the most) is #1. Here are the other one’s I would be totally fine with: 1, 3, 4, 5, 9, 10,11, 13, and 19. Mostly because I would be offended if someone came up to me and said a sexual pick up line.



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