What are some good, but clean, "Priest and a Rabbi go into a bar" jokes?

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Must be clean and not offensive jokes.

 

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A priest and a rabbi were standing outside of a bar when a 10 year old boy walked past
"Quick.. let's grab the boy and f**k him" said the priest
"Out of what?" asked the rabbi