What are some good 'Yo mama' jokes?

alyssaa

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yo mama so fat, when she sat down, there was an earthquake.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
yo mama so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
yo mama so fat, that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said "to be continued"
yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AAARROOOUUNNDD the house.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.
Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery
Yo mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target.
Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek
Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo mama's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us
Yo mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters
Yo mama's belt size is the titled the "Equator"
Yo mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite
 
i cant think of good yo mama jokes for good comebacks, any good jokes that will be a total 'Burn' ?
 
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