what are some of the funniest/most annoying pick up lines youve heard?

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musicluvrr

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if you were a booger, id pick you first!
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its a good thing ive got my library card because im checking you out!

wow...you got any good ones? haha =)
 
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Halo360

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1.all of this can be yours for one low,low price
2. did you break wind because your blowing me away
3.someone call heaven because an angels gone missing

My Favorite:if a star fell every time i thought of you there would be no stars left...

(actually number 3 is my favorite lol)
 
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TopSecret

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if you were miley cyrus i would call you crooked teeth
if you were hotter i'd go out with you
if you were a drumset i would bang you
if you were a computer i'd use you
if you were a guitar i'd play you
if you were a teacher i'd see you after class
if you were a paper towel i'd wipe you on the table
if you were masking tape i'd roll you
if you were a fat kid i would feed you food
 
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Orangesttt

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Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'
 
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mlmmmnmmmmk[erin]

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Once a guy said to me "Wanna get with me?" (I know, very direct, lol). I said, "No, sorry. I'm allergic to nuts."
His face was priceless.

Guy: Can you lick your nipple?
Girl: No
Guy: Well, can I?

Guy: You've got something on your chest.
Girl: What?
Guy: My eyes!

Guy: There seems to be something missing from my phone. Can you fix it?
Girl: What?
Guy: Your number!
 
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