"So have you ever wondered how so many Mexicans get passed the border?
Well they go up to the border and light a weed cigar. Then they go up to him.
border guard says "stop we have been tracking down a mexican who sold some illicit drugs, is this you?"
Mexican: "(waves cigar in his face when he says it in an english accent) This is not the Mexican you are looking for"
Guard: "this is not the mexican I am looking for" and leaves
Mexican then goes "thank you very much señor" and goes on his marry way...to the nearest Taco Bell.
This is ancient Jedi mind trick reserved for the illegal"
P.S im not racist im actually a Méxican, so im joking on myself
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