what are the weirdest things u have ever heard?

[mGamergurlm]

things like im training my army of pigeons on crack
or i almost felled out of my window like a penguin

 

[GabrielG]

the weirded thing i herd was my brother saying telled ( not a word )instead of told

 

[cedricl]

ummmm..... president George w.BUSH

B- beat
U- up
S- Saddam
H- Hussein


lol

 

[osam3]

i heard they say OBAAMAAA is actually OSAMA gone for plastic surgery


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