Sneezing my ass off. That, combined with last night being my first karate session in 3 weeks, probably means I should give rugby training a miss tonight...
Covering my arm cast in white paint after my wife drew a giant penis (complete with a giant set of hairy balls) on it while I was sleeping. "For a laugh," she said.
Waking up at 4:15am, trying to still deal with effects of yesterday's spider bite on my face. My eyes are so puffy and red; the bite mark definitely has teeth marks visible. Going to be fun at work later today.