What are you doing right now?

[curious1223]

but you're still mid-recovery, you're excused

 

[Galaxie]

I'm really hoping I'm further along than 'mid'!

 

[Helloxoxo]

No. The ligaments are permanently damaged (probably due to the fact I "fixed" it myself). Besides. You're the performing clown. So perform!

 

[ali_al_22]

afaik i have no synovial fluid in my left shoulder (or so the report from the MRI said), and my shoulder still occasionally pops out of the socket and back in

also you have more chances of failing it, so your performance will surely be more painful and thus funnier. now get down and tickle my schadenfreude, you knave!

 

[ChihuahuaAddict]

reading wittgenstein's tractatus logico-philosophicus and listening to loud swedish power metal

 

[gerardod]

Due to my advanced old age I lack the attention span to even remember what you just posted. ... Besides. I have no web cam setup. And you're logic is flawed.

 

[CobaltDaisy]

my logic is infallible because it has no reproductive organs.

and a crayon drawing will do.

 

[Arch]

Digesting cake and contemplating going for a shower and leg shave.



That wasn't too bright of you now, was it?!

 

[Rollins_college7]

pics or it won't have happened, and that stapler was never the same again, respectively.

 

[LarkyOne]

You know I can't find my camera at the moment!

 

[LittleMissPriss]

My nails. I'm deadlifting later and I can't stand getting chalk under them! Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

 

[LeonardC]

So tape them up. ? simples ... no ?

 

[nicolesexy78]

Nope! I can't stand them too long anyway, I end up doing damage when I'm putting my contact lenses in!

 

[WelcometoSparta]

You're just being awkward.

 

[valerymenelas]

Women's prerogative!

 

[howru]

Have you ever tried not being a woman. Life is a lot simpler.

Anyway I'm waiting on my brother hanging my cellar door. He's been at it since Saturday.

 

[spring]

Not really sure how I'd manage that without surgery and drugs (and besides which I really don't fancy the alternative to being a woman)! I'm about as far away from 'girly' as can be, so that's a start!

Currently contemplating going and making an early dinner (venison burgers and veggies) so I can have my sticky toffee pudding sooner.

 

[TomaszK]

Neither, go for the cake and Star Gate marathon.

 

[SylvesterJePussycat]

Too late! I've had my burgers and am now waiting for a little digestion to take place before the sticky toffee pudding and cream. The Stargate marathon is still a possibility though!

 

[averagejoe]

You could just pretend