What can I say was in the parcel??

[xoxDelaneyxox]

Hi all, just got a parcel through which I was expecting later today... but anyway my mum signed for it and she's not meant to know about it.

It was just under a4, and padded... obviously she didn't open it because it was addressed to me, but she'll ask me when she's back from work what was in it. What should I say?

 

[AwesomelO]

Tell us what is actually in it and then we will help you.

 

[BlueSky]

A DVD? A book? CD?

I assume that it was actually porn.

 

[TerriYaki]

Was probably a fleshlight.

Tell her it was materials for making pipe bombs.

 

[NitinK]

Your real birth certificate.

 

[peachiepie]

Tell her it is the severed hand of your ex-girlfriend.

 

[bball13]

video game?

 

[leo]

It was blates from Ann Summers.



Tell her it was a book.

 

[fluffybunny1]

Her birthday present.