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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DoctorDistorto" data-source="post: 2301137" data-attributes="member: 772026">Mother: "Why does your test have a big zero on the top of it?"Son: "That's not a zero. The teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me moon instead."Bonus Joke: "Can you name the Roman emperor who was most notorious for persecuting the early Christians?" asked the history teacher.   "Nero", answered a student. "That's right. What were some of the things he did?"    "He tortured the prisoners in Rome."    "And how did he do that?"    "He played the fiddle."</blockquote>