Jenny Ross was a fan of vampires and vampire medias that she practically idolized them as gods; dreaming of her ideal Vampire man as sensitive, dominate, aggressive and angelic-looking, watching her at night to protect her and feel safe. But alas, Jenny's parents begin to think she's deluded.
When they go on a trip to Europe, they are accompanied by a few friends and associates; a Jewish family with a parasitic, lustful son; a bible-thumping, evangelical Pastor who hates vampires and feminism; Mr. Sarkiss, an effeminate misogynist who has a bloodthirsty tone of voice; and her high-school bully Sam, who is very violent and cruel.
As they stay at a hotel in Western Europe, Jenny begins to think she's seeing Vampires and that one of the handsome waiters is one because of his extreme pale skin (failing to realize he was an albino with a ring on his finger). But for all her delusional fantasies, Jenny's obsessions is soon to destroyed forever. First, the Jewish boy, Eric, begins flattering and lusting over a blind girl and then disappears in less then an hour, he was turned into a Motetz Dam, a vampire from Israeli mythology that has leech fangs and gluey skin.
Latter on, the Evangelical Pastor who was preaching about all sorts of homophobia/antifeminism and American Nationalism, suddenly gets captured and turned by an Upyr, a vampire that was once an unrighteous hypocritical man-of-the-cloth. Then Mr. Sarkiss turns into a Sampiro, and Sam into a Vampyre. And soon, Jenny is then turned into one of the Undead after she committed suicide, but before her transformation, she gives out laughter of fear and fatalism, for she knew she will become a monster and not the media 'vamp'.
When they go on a trip to Europe, they are accompanied by a few friends and associates; a Jewish family with a parasitic, lustful son; a bible-thumping, evangelical Pastor who hates vampires and feminism; Mr. Sarkiss, an effeminate misogynist who has a bloodthirsty tone of voice; and her high-school bully Sam, who is very violent and cruel.
As they stay at a hotel in Western Europe, Jenny begins to think she's seeing Vampires and that one of the handsome waiters is one because of his extreme pale skin (failing to realize he was an albino with a ring on his finger). But for all her delusional fantasies, Jenny's obsessions is soon to destroyed forever. First, the Jewish boy, Eric, begins flattering and lusting over a blind girl and then disappears in less then an hour, he was turned into a Motetz Dam, a vampire from Israeli mythology that has leech fangs and gluey skin.
Latter on, the Evangelical Pastor who was preaching about all sorts of homophobia/antifeminism and American Nationalism, suddenly gets captured and turned by an Upyr, a vampire that was once an unrighteous hypocritical man-of-the-cloth. Then Mr. Sarkiss turns into a Sampiro, and Sam into a Vampyre. And soon, Jenny is then turned into one of the Undead after she committed suicide, but before her transformation, she gives out laughter of fear and fatalism, for she knew she will become a monster and not the media 'vamp'.