What does ST do?

[LittleLillyMay]

You are walking around in the mall with a couple friends, and you notice a obese woman who seems to be going into all the places you do. After a few hours, you friends all leave. You walk back to your car, and notice that lady's car is parked right next to yours, as she gets in. She winks, and holds up a gun. Panicking, You race home, as fast as you can, and lock the doors, shut the blinds, and run into your room. You hear your front door bust down, and a pistol being cocked. The footsteps are getting closer to your room...what do you do?!?

 

[JohnMc]

Fuck like bansheeeeeees!

 

[iheartyouuu]

well if im in my room and no one is home, id probably hit up that porn session

-edit- she can join in if she wants to

 

[PennyM]

p.s.

You're homo!

 

[lisziemoore]

Bribe her with my penis.

 

[Arden]

rofl

She pulls a gun on me, i wouldn't "race home" and hide...

 

[joyceg]

Press the Emergency Donut dispenser button

 

[xcalisunx]

I would throw a cake at her.

 

[moonlightballad]

 

[EvilAngel]

Run awayyyyyy.

 

[isaulte]

Cum in her eyes, take the gun, pistol whip her, rape. Then kill when done

 

[besavatris]

i'd lose her then go to a friends :tup:

 

[Archit]

I would rape her with the gun.

 

[iloveu]

What no rifle for mark?

 

[flipincat]

lol you would fuckin post that

 

[raryke]

he deleted it :crash:

 

[Blazer]

land mines

 

[hogb]

It Will Happen

 

[Superman049]

id rubber butter on my cock and put it in her mouth too please her, due to her love of butter and being to ugly to see a penis.

 

[Duece22]

my gun safe is in my room. let the bitch come inside