What does ST do?

[chairbinder]

offer her a knife sandwhich from subway

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

go go gadget dick

 

[GEMSUSPENDEDAGAINt]

grab the key to the gun safe under my nightstand and open the safe.. select a rifle.. and protect myself

 

[erogalinski07]

MAN THE HARPOONS!!!

 

[DarthMo]

Fight her to the death.

 

[boblala12]

air strike

 

[Jassim]

i definitely wouldn't call the cops back at the mall when she pulled the gun. :dodgy:

 

[tamrajonas]

I don't move, I would have been killed in the parking lot likely.

 

[RosaMystica]

Impossible. You wouldve been at home because you never move.

 

[xxashleyxx]

She wouldn't be able to walk up my driveway without having a heart attack. Not to mention if she was anything but white my neighbors would probably call the cops or just grab and bag her themselves. Gotta love redneck areas.

Even if she did make it inside there's like 10 entrances to this house and it's quite easy to run out another one and grab an axe.

 

[Gentleman_Old]

I'd go out the window.

/thread

 

[RandomGuy1]

I would probably grab my blank gun. fire it off a ffew times saying i have a real. if that does stop her. i will grab my sword and hide in the closet.

 

[nursegodaime]

Throw Ultra Balls.

 

[Brau]

Pull out my machete and slash her tits off.

 

[EatE]

My lab team must be replaced. Incorrect data surely makes the Illusionballer* network look foolish!

 

[Mico]

I'd bicycle kick her in the face as she came up the steps.

 

[munchyblonde77]

 

[shadynick232]

Easy
First I put this out on the table.

Then while she is stuffing her fat face I take the gun and shoot the bitch.

 

[dfinc1987]

I just lul'd all over myself picturing that happening.

 

[rauma_raumamary]

pee on her.