What does ST do?

I'd need stopping power, claymores and last stand. Probably an M4 and a USP sidearm.
 
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i would be forced to weild every fat lady's worst fear: A PIECE OF BROCOLLI! and with this almighty shop 'n save produce i shall slay the gargantuan female who stands before me, sending the wretched demon back to the hell from which she came
 
no nips. i checked myself, shortly before puking up breakfast along with the ice cream i ate last night. hmm... all in favor of turning this into a 'post pics of/make fun of pics of fat ladies' thread? i!!!!!

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I'd climb out my window. If she tried to come after me she'd be fucked.
 
Using headbutt attack. Base 70 power, perfectly enough to bust down a door.
 
I'll throw doughnuts at her, she'll run after then while I make a run for it to my car.
 
If I had any suspicion I was being followed or someone pulled a gun and was following me I wouldn't go near my home.
 
no, no no! snorlax's headbutt attack only deals 30 base damage. and everyone knows that doors have 40 hp, leaving one turn for the door to attack while it has 10 hp left. and then the door attacks using... i dont know, some crazy door-related attack. it could... open and hit her in the face or rpe her with the doorknob or something, i dont know. god man, you need to get your facts right next time. i thought everyone knew that. see?

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