What flavour are religions?

[paulcouso]

If religions had flavours what would they be?
my thoughts
Christian= stale bread( with an after taste of blood)
Muslim=mud (from a cattle farm)
Hindu=sort of spicy wood
Buddhist= no taste
jewish=bitter lemon (very very bitter)
Might not believe me but not being pagan or Atheist didnt include them not that atheism is a religion ,ok
pagans=wholemealbread with butter (cant think of any harm they've done)

 

[TheSneakyAtheist]

paganism = strawberries and cream

 

[ALBUNDY1]

Depends on which part you're licking.

 

[HoneyPea©]

Which one is strawberry...

 

[your_mom]

brimstone and fire

 

[RichB1]

Buddhism would taste of chocolate.

Christianity, Judaism and Islam would all taste of blood sausage, due to the gallons of blood spilled in the name of these religions. The Christian one would have a hint of pork, whereas Jew and Muslim would be kosher and halal chicken.

Hindu would be chicken madras, my favourite. Yum.

Satanism? Probably the best meal you've ever tasted, because the Devil would have all the best recipes, as well as the best tunes.

Atheism would taste of strawberries and whipped cream.