what is the cheesiest jokes youve heard?

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why was 6 afraid of 7?
-Because 7 8 9.

what kind of computer sings
-a dell

why did the tomato blush
-because it saw the salad dressing
 
The first joke is supposed to be: Why is eight afraid of seven? 'Cause seven ate nine.
Eight is bigger than seven so why is it afraid? Because seven ate a number bigger than eight; the number nine.


Anyways, here are some cheesy ones:

Q. Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
A. Fo' Drizzle.

Q. Why didn't the melons get married?
A. Because they cantaloupe!

Q. What's the best way to carve wood?
A. Whittle by whittle.

Q. What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A, Ba-na-na-naaaaaa!
 
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